New Rule

In hommage to one of my favorite comedians, here's my New Rule:

New Rule: If you plaster my email inbox with advertising I have NOT asked for, you must stop it immediately if I opt out.

Kohl's has recently been sending me a ton of email advertising. I have opted out of this advertising several times. The note they display during the unsubscribe process is that it can take up to two weeks to actually take effect.

That's fine...

As long as Kohl's is okay with me shopping at your stores and leaving without paying, as long as I promise to come back in a couple of weeks or so to settle up.